havanapitbull:

kushblazer666:

sleeper contender for post of the year

cosmicnoss:

ᴘᴀʀᴀᴅᴏx

soupmega:

ryan: “matt, truth or dare?”

matt: “truth.”

ryan: “what’s your credit card info.”

matt: “…dare.”

ryan: “i dare you to give me your credit card information.”

bibbywolf:

Played a few rounds w my buddies @yhemical and @pastrywaffle (and of course @kingambroseflycatcher ) and we got a win! o:

xubsdraws:

Apathy Queen (2018) 💎✨

wisethiccoreo:

lovestohold:

desperatelyfullforever:

cosmic-noir:

kezia-kawaii:

getlostpeeves:

leradny:

penprp:

ghostkwan:

hermes-is-my-homeboy:

hermes-is-my-homeboy:

ashashi-corner:

flargahblargh:

violaslayvis:

hermes-is-my-homeboy:

yo-daddys-my-bitch:

May the 10 of Pentacles bless your account with more money than you can spend. 💵✨

10 of Pentz came thruuu

Omg this actually works!!! Thank you 10 of Pentacles!!!

I could seriously use this money right now….

Please give me my refund of 400$ soon…

I feel obligated to reblog this every time it shows up in my dash

No bragging, just 100% floored and grateful. Work hard, maintain a positive attitude, and believe that anything can happen.

So I reblogged this exactly a week ago because I thought it was funny and uh lo and behold, a family friend wrote me a big ol’ check just to help me out of a tough financial spot AND my bank refunded me $32 for fees they’d originally taken out. SO UH YEAH. Reblogging this again in hopes that it brings equally good fortune to my followers.

Sure why not? Jobs bring in money and prosperity…

I NEED TO FIX MY CAR DOOR

It fucking WORKED.

give me money

i can’t afford to breathe

Pls

Please

roomie bailed on me so xmas gifts for family and groceries are out. An extra 100 would be great

Money for all my loved ones and girlfriend would be so great

milkee-way:

grimeclown:

 “hi welcome to mcdonalds what can i get for you?”

“yeah can i get a deluxe quarter pounder with cheese?”

“absolutely, do you want the meal or just the sandwich?’

“uuuuuh hold on”

*fishes something out of my pocket*

“mikey what do i do?”

“get the fries. youll need the energy in the coming days”

*stuffs it back in my pocket*

“uhh yes please  the meal would be great”

serious question: can anyone else see this post? am I hallucinating?

gayghost:

tiktoksithinkarefunny:

This is better than any found footage horror film ever made

ask-powerchord:

Today’s cute boy of the day is Zenith. He is both a cute boy and a cute bear boy!

friendlytree:

wrywlf:

it’s been years since i’ve first seen this comic and i still think it has one of the best punchline delivers of anything i’ve ever seen

eternal classic

dunkstein:

koobaxion:

Malcom in the Middle Ages

You’re not the lord of me now

reclaimeddyke:

proton-packs:

being single is like… it’s just you and your bottle of water

But we livin